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Alright, lemme tell ya about something wild coming up — Borderlands 4 deep dive, right? So, there’s this State of Play thing happening where me and some folks from Gearbox will chat all about causing mayhem in Kairos. And there’s this mysterious Timekeeper we gotta take down. Exciting, huh? Or maybe I’m just easily entertained.
Tune in, live, on PlayStation’s Twitch and YouTube. Mark your calendars for April 30. It’s 2pm PT, or for those on the East, 5pm ET. Oh, and for the night owls in BST and CEST, it’s 10pm and 11pm. Don’t ask me how time zones work. I just go with it.
Remember February? Yeah, me neither. But back then, we showed off this Launch Date Trailer. Explosive stuff, with baddies and loot that make Midas look stingy. Surprise! The game launch got bumped up to September 12, 2025. Kind of feels like finding money in an old coat pocket, doesn’t it?
Strap in for over 20 minutes of gameplay. Almost makes ya feel like you’re part of team dev. We have Anthony Nicholson, Senior Project Producer — super fancy, right? — joining to reveal everything from missions to weapons. Some cool action skills and characters thrown in too. New faces, old faces. You know the drill.
While you twiddle your thumbs, you might wanna peek at the game’s key art we just dropped (or not, who am I to tell you what to do?). Wishlist Borderlands 4 on PlayStation Store if that’s your thing. See ya on April 30, unless you’re an alien reading this from outer space — in which case, peace out!